talisman:

mom can she sleep over

talisman:

mom can she sleep over


三日月孤云

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

prince-kel:

maplesuhtori:

nazmat:

phunderplonics:

doyouevenliftyourskinnyfists:

why does this exist

This is a piece of modern art.

HAAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

why would you disrespect the queen like this

im s eriousl y crying rn

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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J.W. Anderson Floral Combat Boots FW 2011

J.W. Anderson Floral Combat Boots FW 2011

rainbowmartian:

That’s when you KNOW you’re doing it right lol

rainbowmartian:

That’s when you KNOW you’re doing it right lol

animeadult:

i’m in love with this vine

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

Ed Sheeran Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)
Ed Sheeran
Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

deliriosity:

Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

OH MY GOD

chibird:

I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.

chibird:

I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.

  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
  • yeigar:

    YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK.  THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG